[無言] 我家老爸......

作者: chicocute (森林裡的喵)   2007-04-08 00:00:49
笨版第一po
話說我是一個青春洋溢(?)的大學生
這幾天連假,難得從台北回台中老家陪伴父母,彩衣娛親
剛剛進洗手間
咦?我們家竟然用"炫彩拉拉"衛生紙耶~那不是很貴嗎????
沒想到一向愛買便宜貨,並且以此自豪的老爹竟然會買那麼高級的衛生紙!!
於是出來之後,我就開口問老爹:
"你怎麼會買那麼貴的衛生紙阿???"
老爹說:
"因為他很好擦阿,我用那種便宜的衛生紙屁股都很痛耶"
"而且你不覺得小狗很可愛嗎?(羞)"
我的內心只有一整個冏
除了冏之外
我心裡同時還想著,你未免也太有赤子之心了吧~
正當這個moment
老爹緩緩的接了下一句:
"而且這樣可以餵小狗吃大便耶......"
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作者: ajsnow   2007-02-10 02:29:00
XD
作者: Hoar (小哈底迪)   2007-04-08 00:10:00
正在喝水 害我差點噴出來XDDDD
作者: s011990 (Simon)   2007-04-08 00:12:00
推 flybh:..噗滋一聲就射出來了
作者: PetitDan   2007-04-08 00:15:00
我仆街了....我還有兩包拉拉衛生紙 該用嗎?
作者: flybh   2007-04-08 00:19:00
二樓推錯篇了...
作者: backlover (mewha)   2007-04-08 00:19:00
水!
作者: qqqlisa (兔子蹦蹦跳跳)   2007-04-08 00:19:00
哈哈 最後一句超好笑~
作者: socialboy (蒐修播以)   2007-04-08 00:24:00
超好笑XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: souryuasuka   2007-04-08 00:29:00
是拉拉炫彩...
作者: chichen0720   2007-04-08 00:34:00
哈!我家最近也用炫彩啦啦
作者: clovefen (踏雪維尼)   2007-04-08 00:36:00
XDDD
作者: danielgogogo (丹尼爾去去去)   2007-04-08 00:40:00
真的很好擦 我都用那個的
作者: shandi1004 (牛奶想找奶瓶。。。)   2007-04-08 00:40:00
.......水啦~有創意
作者: evabird (哈囉你好嗎~)   2007-04-08 00:43:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD 其實2樓故意推錯文XD
作者: cptl (James)   2007-04-08 01:07:00
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作者: bnbouz (miss)   2007-04-08 01:16:00
XDDDD
作者: dvdvcd550 (maya)   2007-04-08 01:17:00
噗滋!!!!!!!!!!我笑了
作者: dlovesy (叮咚)   2007-04-08 01:24:00
我也笑了 很好笑! 哈哈哈哈
作者: kakoiee (OP)   2007-04-08 01:33:00
太好笑啦!!!!!!!!!~~~~~
作者: suwithlove   2007-04-08 01:34:00
我媽也是愛用者XDD
作者: jason452001 (重新再出發~一定要成功)   2007-04-08 01:43:00
有笑到啦~~~原來可以餵狗吃大便!!!
作者: gorden00 ( )   2007-04-08 01:48:00
哈哈哈哈
作者: alohaiscool (aloha)   2007-04-08 01:54:00
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作者: shint (shint)   2007-04-08 02:08:00
哈哈
作者: happycoser (MIE)   2007-04-08 02:11:00
狗改不了吃屎 的意思嗎XDDDDDDDD
作者: rushspicy (Options)   2007-04-08 02:23:00
我....噴了....
作者: crazychick (crazychick)   2007-04-08 02:45:00
"而且這樣可以餵小狗吃大便耶......"
作者: LACENI (=YATEN~)   2007-04-08 03:04:00
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作者: imageimage   2007-04-08 03:39:00
笑出來了 我的天阿 哇哈哈哈哈 很好笑 XD
作者: Loofah1008 (俺是女人中的女人!!)   2007-04-08 04:21:00
原 PO 的爸爸超酷炫!!!!
作者: dementquiet (璇轉寺方丈)   2007-04-08 04:25:00
噗蚩...........喔賣嘎...你老爹讚!!!
作者: ukyolee (.)   2007-04-08 04:52:00
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作者: mouse10389 ( )   2007-04-08 07:41:00
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作者: biolife   2007-04-08 07:57:00
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作者: NUKnigel (簡簡單單)   2007-04-08 08:17:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: JoannaChang (JOANNACHANG)   2007-04-08 08:26:00
囧囧囧囧囧囧囧 哈哈哈 我大笑了
作者: kkoowwee1102 (kkoowwee1102)   2007-04-08 09:58:00
馬的. 害我在圖書館笑太大聲被人瞪.
作者: hate56 (國境汁男)   2007-04-08 09:59:00
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作者: CREERing (≧ω≦)   2007-04-08 10:01:00
XDDDD 原po爸好妙
作者: Milu (茶柱立子)   2007-04-08 10:41:00
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作者: compassk (k)   2007-04-08 11:07:00
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作者: gsx7777777 (麵包)   2007-04-08 11:07:00
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作者: happpy   2007-04-08 11:51:00
笑屎我了!!!!!!!
作者: YeahChild (ResetFromHighSchool)   2007-04-08 11:51:00
原PO的爸是屁股老饕XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yehnshin (這是個玩笑?)   2007-04-08 11:59:00
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作者: sardonyx10 (KeepCalm)   2007-04-08 12:11:00
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作者: slpsnine (Mazurkaaaa)   2007-04-08 12:29:00
....剛剛居然看成"我家張爸"...(汗)...
作者: RedDevils (魚)   2007-04-08 12:31:00
狗改不了吃屎啊
作者: cc3000tw (KIMI)   2007-04-08 12:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: looher (天行者呵呵)   2007-04-08 12:58:00
XDDDD 你老爹好樣的 哈哈哈~
作者: loridog   2007-04-08 13:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sherry821224 (策馬天下本命)   2007-04-08 13:15:00
拉拉們:我們每天都只能吃便便...便便裡還有金針菇...
作者: StAKA (狗不理包子)   2007-04-08 13:22:00
我大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hawnwei   2007-04-08 13:23:00
哈哈哈有趣的爸爸
作者: devily (準時的灰姑娘:))   2007-04-08 13:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑
作者: Cyanite (超齡男孩)   2007-04-08 13:38:00
哈哈哈哈~~~~餵小狗吃大便哪
作者: lowc61j   2007-04-08 13:43:00
噗滋~~~難得看笨版會笑出來....哈哈
作者: soyap (Last Smile~*)   2007-04-08 13:58:00
不爭氣的笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: i99   2007-04-08 14:01:00
XXDD
作者: melody00729   2007-04-08 14:06:00
XDDDD
作者: peterlph (小P)   2007-04-08 14:07:00
XDDDDDDD
作者: cc001225 (凱文哥)   2007-04-08 14:22:00
嘴角不爭的的上揚了,除了吃大便..還可以吃..噢~我西斯了
作者: mayday198076 (Joice)   2007-04-08 14:25:00
胎哥...
作者: likeastar ( )   2007-04-08 14:30:00
...是怎樣 脫離台灣太久 我看不懂= =
作者: franreaac (歲暮陰陽催短景)   2007-04-08 15:34:00
1餵小狗吃大便是怎樣?!
作者: angies   2007-04-08 15:58:00
你爸接的這句話還真經典
作者: bee0306 (簡)   2007-04-08 16:02:00
你爹喜歡看小狗吃大便!?
作者: Adagietto (稍慢板)   2007-04-08 17:18:00
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作者: evevev04 (非生物)   2007-04-08 17:29:00
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作者: bailant   2007-04-08 17:40:00
好好笑阿我的天XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Cypresslin (啊哈哈~~)   2007-04-08 17:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mamsetc (湘)   2007-04-08 18:04:00
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作者: those0   2007-04-08 18:28:00
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作者: starlone   2007-04-08 18:32:00
囧"
作者: kgis210921 (Mr. Huang)   2007-04-08 18:57:00
很有赤子之心的老伯
作者: asagi   2007-04-08 19:18:00
好冷啊 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: alan2000 (莉莉亞)   2007-04-08 19:19:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈阿
作者: sakura037   2007-04-08 20:39:00
我高中同學說上面有顏料擦了屁股會爛掉我就沒用他來擦了
作者: drunkdog   2007-04-08 21:09:00
老實說我也認真想過這個問題,還良心過不去
作者: YOKULO (天空好高...(呆)   2007-04-08 21:23:00
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作者: loveshih (pepe)   2007-04-08 21:28:00
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作者: FOURH   2007-04-08 21:49:00
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作者: olaw (故人)   2007-04-08 22:06:00
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作者: love1314440   2007-04-08 22:11:00
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作者: Gloria4 (義美巧克力酥片)   2007-04-08 22:47:00
你爸好可愛!
作者: BeYourBoy   2007-04-08 23:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shadowmoon   2007-04-08 23:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: SuperTaco (TO-FU OYAKO)   2007-04-09 00:53:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑!!!!!!!!
作者: kaoty   2007-04-09 00:58:00
推原PO爸超好笑~~~~~~~~拉拉很嬌羞~~~~~~~~
作者: lucy910897   2007-04-09 01:50:00
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作者: hahapingu   2007-04-09 02:43:00
忍不住,狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Dinjang (DD)   2007-04-09 03:45:00
害我在圖書館裡面狂笑...........大家都轉頭看我了>"<
作者: mythnobody   2007-04-09 06:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD小狗吃大變XDDDD
作者: rowina   2007-04-09 08:05:00
我閃光一直以為炫彩拉拉是濕紙巾...
作者: volcom081   2007-04-09 12:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zscst   2007-04-09 14:01:00
XD 77
作者: JUI67   2007-04-09 14:32:00
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作者: lives   2007-04-09 15:19:00
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作者: monce (夢夢)   2007-04-09 15:35:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: anochen   2007-04-09 16:41:00
笨點在最後一句跟二樓...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bigbao (大寶)   2007-04-09 17:13:00
超好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: IDfull (小黃)   2007-04-09 18:33:00
有笑就推~
作者: miamikay   2007-04-09 20:36:00
哇@@我也天天餵小狗吃大便XDDDDDDDDD
作者: isharn (hanhan)   2007-04-09 20:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑了..
作者: yoyophs (嘴砲我內行)   2007-04-09 21:47:00
狗改不了吃屎~~XD
作者: chiepin (有始有終...)   2007-04-09 22:37:00
XD
作者: noviage (涵涵)   2007-04-09 22:51:00
XD
作者: zaqwsxcde (我們是台灣不是中華台北)   2007-04-09 23:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sorrowing (呀喔?)   2007-04-10 04:34:00
我爸也是覺得狗很可愛買來擦屁股+1 XDD
作者: louis72 ( 阿鈿^^)   2007-04-10 19:40:00
非常 好 笑 ^^
作者: HOTONY   2007-04-11 16:48:00
XDDDDDDDDD 你爸是變態
作者: ForSinSoKing (嶄新的旅途。)   2007-04-11 20:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zhou (斌拉登潛水殼)   2007-04-11 20:41:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: those0   2007-04-11 22:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Beckhan (滿肚子大便)   2007-04-12 09:11:00
XD
作者: candc46 (無聊魚)   2007-04-12 21:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: plue (二轉巫師難升級中...)   2007-04-12 23:35:00
差點把水噴出來..............
作者: miyahuei (啦啦啦~)   2007-04-13 11:16:00
害我在電腦教室憋笑憋的很辛苦~XDDDDDDD
作者: k79514 (咂; <( ̄︶ ̄)>)   2007-04-14 19:56:00
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作者: panhoho (ρanΗΘΗΘ)   2007-04-23 15:13:00
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作者: FREAKnik (アルパカ)   2007-04-25 13:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: caitaogui (菜桃桂)   2007-06-26 17:20:00
餵小狗吃大便........XDDDD
作者: bananers (給我一個痛快)   2007-07-02 18:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wumimeow (balabububalabu)   2007-07-21 19:38:00
2樓想射在炫彩拉拉上
作者: rainbow013 (彩虹拾參)   2007-08-19 23:58:00
正在吃麵的我看完這篇螢幕瞬間佈滿麵條
作者: viwriter (wei)   2007-09-19 12:03:00
有好笑到~~~

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