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因為文章的主人說，她的ptt帳號和msn帳號是一樣的，如果被發現就完蛋了
所以由小的代po....
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老闆娘今天跟我聊到現在小學課本跟以前不一樣的地方
她提起，在她小學時，課本會有一篇”荊軻刺秦王”
老師都會挑幾個小朋友上台演出。
上次她跟老闆聊天時，老闆說他小時候就是被挑上台演那個壯士荊軻。
那時分配是這樣，有一個小朋友唸旁白，還有另一個小朋友負責提詞
於是老闆就很高興的演啊演
演到圖窮匕現，行刺失敗
此時，旁白唸：荊軻怒罵秦王!!!
可是負責提詞的小朋友忘記提詞了。
但戲還是要演！
老闆還是那個壯士荊軻！！
老闆轉頭看看提詞同學，再回頭看著秦王。然後說出了
「幹你娘!!(台語)」
「幹你娘!!(台語)」
「幹你娘!!(台語)」
秦王：......Q口Q!!...(舉手）老師，他罵髒話!!
於是荊軻就被叫去罰站了....。
作者: victorcoo (呆V) 2009-01-04 21:30:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
annanna (Iris)
2009-03-23 19:51:00原來荊軻刺秦王是這樣失敗的～
作者: squallares 2009-03-23 19:52:00
秦王:你又不是呂不韋
作者: firesky07 (自己犯的錯自己彌補) 2009-03-23 20:12:00
秦王:你又不是呂不韋
作者: absj (( ^~^)☞☜(^~^ )) 2009-03-23 20:20:00
屎記:呂不韋 嫪毐 荊軻 三人乃表兄弟也.....
作者: ufoon (屌) 2009-03-23 20:39:00
好屌
作者: Only0408 2009-03-23 20:52:00
老闆：你小時候常過旁白嗎? 新鮮人：有 老闆：回家等消息
作者:
r010500 (圖書館的國考蟲)
2009-03-23 21:31:00贏異人:我也是表兄弟之一呀 別忘了我
作者:
ccps0711 (ccps0711)
2009-03-23 22:09:00XD
作者: weiting918 (wait) 2009-03-23 22:39:00
XD
作者: kfc121992003 2009-03-23 22:44:00
荊軻！太威猛了！
作者:
urzas (urzas)
2009-03-23 22:46:00這個好笑XD
作者:
youre (天冷 心也冷)
2009-03-23 22:47:00XD
作者:
cysulin (信仰)
2009-03-23 23:12:00XDDDD 好囧
作者: quietvox 2009-03-23 23:16:00
好一個怒罵XD
作者: masl (小紅帽帽~) 2009-03-23 23:40:00
好可愛XDDDD
作者:
yayahong (yayahong)
2009-03-23 23:46:00哈哈哈哈哈
作者: l52174 2009-03-24 00:00:00
好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 老師太不通人情了啦!!
作者: hungyen (hungyen) 2009-03-24 00:03:00
XD
作者:
rushcat (嗯)
2009-03-24 00:18:00XDDD
作者: herbertking 2009-03-24 00:28:00
抽筋中
作者:
s150286 (夏芽)
2009-03-24 00:49:00有畫面XD
作者: hinet60613 (小呆維) 2009-03-24 00:50:00
XDDDD超好笑的
作者: yuan88 2009-03-24 00:53:00
看完大笑嚇到我室友......
作者:
JeannieC (Jeanniec)
2009-03-24 00:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rurusun (黑色嚕嚕米) 2009-03-24 00:56:00
爆笑!!
作者: kkkaaax 2009-03-24 01:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
twooone (補習海)
2009-03-24 01:21:00反應很快啊~ 老師真不給面子~
作者:
woajw (虛心接受死性不改)
2009-03-24 01:38:00借轉 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: debitako (捲毛章魚) 2009-03-24 01:55:00
好有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
dannana (芸)
2009-03-24 02:01:00哈哈 好好笑阿
作者: gawei 2009-03-24 02:03:00
旁白唸：荊軻怒罵秦王!!!
作者:
keeyah (衛)
2009-03-24 02:15:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
maymay37 (this is gonna hurt.)
2009-03-24 02:27:00荊軻沒錯啊 是怒罵沒錯啊 XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: foreverkevin (下B) 2009-03-24 03:12:00
秦王:你又不是呂不韋XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: freemoses 2009-03-24 03:44:00
大笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者: windhiei (天鎖斬月) 2009-03-24 04:09:00
超貼切的呀 XXD 老師應該在旁邊狂笑吧 XXDDDD
作者: victer0327 (victory) 2009-03-24 04:19:00
實在是太好笑了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者: max790223 (麥克斯) 2009-03-24 04:49:00
噗
作者: pilicrepes 2009-03-24 05:07:00
秦王：草枝擺!!!
作者:
lily64 (lily)
2009-03-24 06:02:00XDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑死我了
作者: letdown1101 (荒信) 2009-03-24 06:08:00
XDDDDD
作者:
pwenlin (費里曼)
2009-03-24 07:29:00XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXXDXD
作者: jenna780818 2009-03-24 09:24:00
大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sam75319 (悠悠阿仁) 2009-03-24 09:46:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD帥~!
作者: stevecash (cash) 2009-03-24 09:52:00
超好笑!!!
作者: shinguji ( 好冷 又是三月) 2009-03-24 10:02:00
不過"幹你娘"有沒有台語其實我分不太出來耶
作者: zyaenhp 2009-03-24 11:02:00
我上班偷看笑到被抓包了啦XDDDDDDD
作者: kagiliu 2009-03-24 11:22:00
笑死我了！ 幹你娘！上班中！
作者: honyi1324 (WOW) 2009-03-24 11:39:00
怒罵對阿!!!!!老師不公
作者:
ethanol (牛仔媽媽)
2009-03-24 12:12:00老闆反應夠快的，難怪會當老闆XXDDDDDDDD
作者: ssunset 2009-03-24 12:25:00
太有畫面了!!!大笑~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: venshin 2009-03-24 12:45:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: qaz12453 (路人) 2009-03-24 12:47:00
荊軻是對的 老師是錯的 老師該去罰站XDDDD
作者: Vasian (幻羽) 2009-03-24 12:57:00
荊軻怒罵秦王!!! 幹你娘...
作者: ambercoffee (LeNNa) 2009-03-24 13:16:00
XD
作者:
s96422 (ˊ_>ˋ)
2009-03-24 13:26:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
可以放版標啊...「荊軻怒罵秦王....幹你娘！」
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: GoodDayJoan 2009-03-24 14:49:00
好好笑XDDDD
作者: Jiuliano1412 (擁有) 2009-03-24 16:08:00
XD
作者: aiasa0324 2009-03-24 16:11:00
哈哈哈 天啊 笑翻了我~~~可以轉至無名嗎XD
作者: miaoyo 2009-03-24 16:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: w1127 2009-03-24 16:13:00
哈哈哈哈~~~太有笑點了
作者:
Spatial (只能像一朵向日葵)
2009-03-24 16:14:00ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤ
作者: panpeter22 (批特) 2009-03-24 16:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd有笑點 小時後也演過
作者: ccy1209 (Mary Jo Lisa) 2009-03-24 16:33:00
媽呀~~笑死我了~~哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: loveshih (pepe) 2009-03-24 16:43:00
XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: biolife 2009-03-24 17:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
媽呀好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Clasha (win some or learn some)
2009-03-24 18:59:00大笑了
作者: Peter034 2009-03-24 19:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
chu2008 (啾)
2009-03-24 19:17:00我整個大笑XD
作者: nzb18c (橘頭髮小鬼) 2009-03-24 19:19:00
狂笑中~~~~~~~~~~~~~哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
CHRISTY (Wanna be...)
2009-03-24 19:33:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: a810128 2009-03-24 20:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: genong 2009-03-24 20:12:00
無聊來爆個文
作者:
kuan (kuan_hiroshi)
2009-03-24 20:16:00他沒做錯事啊XD這句還比較傳神
作者:
kuan (kuan_hiroshi)
2009-03-24 20:27:00上版標！XD我笑到喘不過氣
作者:
yochen (默)
2009-03-24 20:34:00這個真的應該要爆，很本土化的演出呀！多麼的自然親切呀～
作者: nickywu1982 2009-03-24 20:54:00
有笑有推~ ^^
作者: rednail (NASI) 2009-03-24 21:05:00
XD
作者: richylin 2009-03-24 21:06:00
我笑死了!!!!
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2009-03-24 21:20:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
durllu (少年小樹)
2009-03-24 21:24:00XDDDDD
作者:
jdfan 2009-03-24 21:52:00有笑有推ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤ太好笑了！
作者: airborne862 2009-03-24 22:00:00
爆吧
作者: nioba (呢伊歐) 2009-03-24 22:04:00
原來古代就有髒話了 XD
作者:
grayjar (zoyuta)
2009-03-24 22:05:00爆!!XDDDDD
作者: kaioken (寂寞獵人) 2009-03-24 22:38:00
狂笑~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
oplk (歐普林克)
2009-03-24 22:53:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
avrilrock (snsd/spurs/avril/xjapan)
2009-03-24 23:00:00超好笑的阿啊啊
作者:
avrilrock (snsd/spurs/avril/xjapan)
2009-03-24 23:01:00笑翻我了 荊軻居然罵幹林良
作者: ceaser123 2009-03-24 23:16:00
超好笑的~~笑翻了
作者:
t800516 (肥㊣爆肝の菸酒生㊣宅)
2009-03-24 23:20:00反應真快xd
作者: hide33 (hide33) 2009-03-24 23:36:00
100分!
作者: lena904431 2009-03-24 23:36:00
直娘賊!!!!!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ano1234 2009-03-25 00:25:00
XD
作者:
j78038 2009-03-25 00:27:00荊軻的教育不能等... ( ′-`)y-～
作者: bichan (可愛的鄉民) 2009-03-25 00:53:00
阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: cielQ (ciel) 2009-03-25 00:55:00
我大笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 如果我是老師一定給你超高分
作者: JTLee (aMeriCA drEAMe ...) 2009-03-25 01:09:00
歐買尬 , 本月最好笑啦 !!
作者: blacksatan (維尼，我好愛你 >/////<) 2009-03-25 01:18:00
超好笑~~!!
作者:
spawn (我沒有暱稱)
2009-03-25 02:21:00十秒落淚算啥 看到幹林良兩秒就狂落淚了 Q Q
作者: newligo (披著羊皮的貓) 2009-03-25 02:37:00
我笑到落淚~ 大推 ~ 經典!
不行~實在太扯了~我止不住笑阿XDXDXDXDXDXD
作者:
iiun (你說呢 ???)
2009-03-25 03:25:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
x24627785 (旅は道連れ世は情け)
2009-03-25 04:07:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2009-03-25 07:21:00XDD
作者: chtiger 2009-03-25 08:35:00
XD 借轉謝謝
作者:
xoxoxox (叉圈叉圈叉圈叉)
2009-03-25 09:22:00XDDDDDD
作者: tashaco (yako) 2009-03-25 12:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: marimoXD (薰) 2009-03-25 12:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: blueanny (阿南) 2009-03-25 12:30:00
笑死我
作者: howie206 (人型終極決戰兵器) 2009-03-25 15:25:00
有笑有推
作者:
ccmau (老貓)
2009-03-25 17:26:00超好笑....
作者:
xulu0 (miss)
2009-03-25 17:36:00哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
ikoyumi (小喚)
2009-03-25 17:49:00版標+1 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: dogjuice 2009-03-25 18:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我崩潰了
作者:
asole (澇塞輸球超爽的)
2009-03-25 19:19:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
s87651 (透明的翅膀)
2009-03-25 19:57:00笑到爆XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
笑到無力...借轉網誌XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gofreely 2009-03-25 21:53:00
XDDDDDDDDDD...笑到噴淚了
作者: KIMJABAWORK (珍惜妳) 2009-03-25 22:42:00
超好笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者:
Tchieh (貴幸)
2009-03-25 22:48:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: changzinha (MaddenGirl) 2009-03-25 23:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
wowhg (wowhg)
2009-03-25 23:20:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kurtsun (黑貓老師)
2009-03-25 23:21:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 腹筋崩壞了啦 XDDDDDDDD
作者: gongian 2009-03-25 23:30:00
超好笑!笑到不行
作者: skippylu (skippy_lu11) 2009-03-26 00:33:00
超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: TripleEEE (eeE) 2009-03-26 02:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: keith2822 (why ) 2009-03-26 02:12:00
XDDD
作者: a5170682 2009-03-26 02:19:00
XDDDDDD老闆太中肯了
作者:
arrakis (DukeLeto)
2009-03-26 02:59:00笑瘋了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Tidus (嘿皮) 2009-03-26 04:17:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kathrin 2009-03-26 09:53:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ebian (藍色黑盒子) 2009-03-26 15:46:00
超好笑的啦XDDDDD
作者:
purple6 (希望無限)
2009-03-26 20:26:00有笑到不行有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jimmyyeah (<(￣︶￣)>) 2009-03-26 20:32:00
太好笑了~~~
作者: rupw94w94 (Sophia) 2009-03-26 21:49:00
超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
beair (湯匙不存在)
2009-03-26 22:44:00笑到嘴角好酸。哈哈哈
作者:
nolander (自己國家自己救)
2009-03-26 22:49:00good one!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kooneoenv 2009-03-27 14:14:00
剛好喝水快笑死了
作者:
Aminah (Aminah)
2009-03-27 17:49:00太好笑了XD------------------------------------------
作者:
amy318 (婉仔饅頭)
2009-03-27 19:27:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
iamy3 (阿紫)
2009-03-27 20:09:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: airbuti (依呀) 2009-03-27 20:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: vm5550 2009-03-27 21:32:00
李組長 眉頭一皺... 嘴角抽動不己
作者: eveily100 (下落) 2009-03-28 02:11:00
太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: aprilme 2009-03-28 09:55:00
XDDD 超爆笑
作者:
kyuzi (本狼)
2009-03-28 16:41:00狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pjan 2009-03-28 17:44:00
寫法也超有畫面的啦XDDDDD上版標吧!!!!!!
作者:
dnkofe (赤空)
2009-03-28 22:51:00我笑翻了 XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
inale (謝小多)
2009-03-29 03:13:00XD
作者:
Kemuel (門徒)
2009-03-29 15:59:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
NillY1027 (一輩子有幾把+12是註定的)
2009-03-29 21:15:00有笑有推
作者: sunkh (lalala) 2009-03-31 07:26:00
狂笑ing!! XD
作者:
repise (入袋為安)
2009-03-31 15:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jeychieh 2009-04-01 12:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pestry 2009-04-01 12:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 沒收功就罵髒話
作者: coolaru (團長) 2009-04-01 21:28:00
笑到胃好痛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jholloween (Gimmy) 2009-04-03 19:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
knight0728 (Daybreak's bell)
2009-04-04 11:27:00肚子好痛......XD 借轉網誌
作者:
atpx (秋雨的心情)
2009-04-05 03:57:00好屌 XDDDD
作者: visuna ( 小V→大V→老V ) 2009-04-05 11:15:00
肚子好痛!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
靠么 笑到肚子好痛喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zebra01 (莫忘åˆè¡·)
2009-04-07 07:59:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
timshow (粉泥森林中的苟活)
2009-04-09 17:03:00靠 我也演過阿 不過我不敢罵乾....
作者: yihungsky (^^) 2009-04-10 20:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: a908350614 (擷取瞬間化為永恆) 2009-04-11 15:32:00
不錯笑XDDDDDD 好本土XDDDD
作者: windfly730 (哪來的肖ㄟ) 2009-04-21 14:55:00
太好笑了...
作者: tigerflyer (兩張嘴) 2009-04-23 23:15:00
超好笑XDDD
作者: cyjcyj 2009-04-27 16:35:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
YoYoz ( )
2009-05-19 13:43:00現在還有這課唷!!康軒四上的課本 最後一課:)
作者: liskero 2009-07-30 01:27:00
XDDD我流淚了