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本人是兼職家教老師
最近在帶小三小朋友上英文
從 你好 我叫XXX開始教起
我跟他說 老師說一句你就要說一句喔
小三:好
我:Hello, my name is Tom.
小三:Hello, my name is Tom.
老師我不是Tom 我是Sam
我:我知道 但是課本的人是Tom
我們先照著唸喔 來 下一句~
What's your name?
小三:花枝魷魚麵
我: 蛤?? 什麼麵
小三:花枝魷魚麵~~~
我:誰告訴你這個唸花枝魷魚麵
小三:我哥哥
我:...
加上剛剛的My name is Tom兩句一起講一次
小三:Hello 買麵一直燙 花枝魷魚麵
唉
怎麼辦
作者: MrBrilliant 2009-01-12 05:25:00
= =這個不是講過了?
作者:
jajoy (黑暗在蔓延)
2009-02-07 16:57:00無敵老梗
作者:
area (area)
2009-06-27 15:38:00:D
作者:
keyaire (空氣鑰匙e)
2009-06-27 15:38:00下麵給你吃
作者:
KiRS (KiRS)
2009-06-27 15:38:00XDDD我大笑
作者:
FangCC (希望)
2009-06-27 15:51:00我笑了~~~~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: newjedi 2009-06-27 15:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Hans14 (沉默反對派) 2009-06-27 16:02:00
XDDD 順
作者:
jmy1 (後悔)
2009-06-27 16:08:00中肯 好好笑(打滾
作者: rainsblue 2009-06-27 16:12:00
葛格下麵給你吃味道很好喔
作者:
lesswind (山林中的遊魂)
2009-06-27 17:48:00我下麵給你吃
作者: wujimmy1988 2009-06-27 18:01:00
樓上的下麵很燙??
作者: sealrabbit (Xx強xX) 2009-06-27 18:02:00
唉呦 買麵一直燙 花枝魷魚麵 XDDD
作者: dontofu (凍豆腐) 2009-06-27 18:08:00
買麵一直燙 花癡油麵
作者:
Yosan (科科)
2009-06-27 18:34:00買麵一直燙好幽默XDDDDD
作者:
Conifers (Conifers)
2009-06-27 18:40:00XD
作者: Luciano 2009-06-27 19:05:00
有笑有推!! 這太好笑了~~
作者: hide33 (hide33) 2009-06-27 19:17:00
這樣確實比較好記 XD
作者:
zapzone (WADE WILSON)
2009-06-27 19:25:00真的是蠻好笑的XDDDDDDDD
作者: PEACE240 (凱米) 2009-06-27 19:33:00
靠邀我大笑..明天還要考一天阿阿阿阿阿..
作者: winnie771118 2009-06-27 19:47:00
後勁好強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bh0112 (愛。死了。) 2009-06-27 20:00:00
推原PO 回答版工提醒
作者: tigerflyer (兩張嘴) 2009-06-27 20:24:00
XDDDDDDD
作者:
nanahiei (寵物就是要寵愛他)
2009-06-27 20:30:00這個好好笑喔,買麵一直燙很有梗
作者:
ohlajun (捲捲老師)
2009-06-27 20:36:00買麵一直燙 花枝魷魚麵 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Abric (賴皮)
2009-06-27 21:22:00XDDD
作者:
mathsymbol (Je t'aime aussi.)
2009-06-27 22:11:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
liuyt (YTL)
2009-06-27 22:22:00後勁超強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD買麵一直燙..
作者: yesdolphin 2009-06-27 22:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Yvern (yvern)
2009-06-27 22:38:00XDDDDDDDD 這好笑~~
作者: koinomelody (草草) 2009-06-27 22:44:00
版標啦～～好好笑XDDD
作者:
yangpika (狗狗洋ˇ洋)
2009-06-27 22:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
JasmineR (是茉茉...啊)
2009-06-27 22:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
sugi3you (外星人之降臨也)
2009-06-27 23:58:00哈哈哈哈哈!!!!我笑到肚子痛XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ntuh259 2009-06-28 00:02:00
笑到肚子痛+1 XDDD
作者: MajestyXD 2009-06-28 00:08:00
還 蠻 瞎 的 ～
作者: sasapala (SA2) 2009-06-28 00:10:00
後勁超強
作者: ponpondapipi 2009-06-28 00:22:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
小孩的教育不能等XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
xavier24 (失眠貓頭鷹)
2009-06-28 00:28:00不推不行 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lingueng 2009-06-28 00:30:00
這真是太太太經典了!!!!!!!!不得不浮起來推一下
作者:
wazabi (abrazame)
2009-06-28 00:31:00有笑有推
作者: mflin217 2009-06-28 00:32:00
好好笑喔 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: centaurus125 (清) 2009-06-28 00:34:00
有笑到推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
nao (峰峰相連的山岳)
2009-06-28 00:36:00靠超好笑的~~~
作者: lovelykuromi (九品芝麻兔) 2009-06-28 00:37:00
有版標的潛力哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
cestelle (cest belle)
2009-06-28 00:56:00真是可愛XDD
作者: zoey0806 (尋找工作價值的呆柔) 2009-06-28 01:02:00
哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: monkeyFJU (希望你能在我身邊) 2009-06-28 01:03:00
好可愛~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
elecal (小寶)
2009-06-28 01:26:00推! 有笑到!
作者:
len53 (Life's a bitch)
2009-06-28 01:29:00本日最優!!!板標板標
作者:
punhu (俠客歐胖虎)
2009-06-28 01:29:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: nikki0415 2009-06-28 01:42:00
真的好好笑呀~XDDDDD 版標版標!!!
你把這個經驗印在早餐飲料杯了嗎?我今天喝奶茶有看到
作者:
howhow (howhow)
2009-06-28 01:56:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Dorra (強強滾)
2009-06-28 02:11:00買麵一直燙XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
anitana (阿妮塔)
2009-06-28 02:13:00我猜是他哥哥看到那個笑話才這樣教他弟弟的（認真）
作者: ssiiapple 2009-06-28 02:40:00
XDDDDDDD 好燙好燙!!!
作者: ws30905 (隱藏人物) 2009-06-28 02:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ainokodoba (愛的語言無盡) 2009-06-28 03:20:00
他哥哥長大可以考慮去當英文教師XDDD 真的很好記XD
作者: jasonhou 2009-06-28 03:23:00
笑死我了～太好笑了
作者:
raysun (清筠)
2009-06-28 03:55:00推一個XD
買麵一直燙XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: a3eimyy (a3eimyy) 2009-06-28 05:10:00
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
needhp (AzaFish阿渣魚)
2009-06-28 08:24:00不錯！新的梗
作者:
kinkitw (栀)
2009-06-28 08:34:00買麵一直燙 花枝魷魚麵XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: untestable 2009-06-28 10:02:00
笑死我了
作者:
castin (**天佑台灣**)
2009-06-28 10:23:00哈哈~~好笑!!XD
作者: HATEFISH 2009-06-28 10:37:00
XDDDDD
作者: lazygreat 2009-06-28 10:52:00
我不爭氣的大笑出來 買麵一直燙上身
作者: jeremytw (Mr.肉球) 2009-06-28 10:53:00
不知不覺的，我餓了！！！！
作者:
emilypu (肥胖愛蜜莉)
2009-06-28 11:10:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 創意學習法嗎 兄弟一對活寶阿
作者: crystalalala (水晶晶) 2009-06-28 11:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ppc ( )
2009-06-28 11:28:00XD
作者:
reworth (not a game)
2009-06-28 11:44:00推XXXXXD
作者: tunacan (Farewell) 2009-06-28 12:03:00
買麵一直燙 花枝魷魚麵 XDDD
作者: sheep0811 2009-06-28 12:43:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我也要去買麵了
作者: compuworld 2009-06-28 13:36:00
好可愛XDDD
作者: voguehan (涵) 2009-06-28 13:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD板標板標板標！！
作者: antiele 2009-06-28 14:09:00
版標
有潛力XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: popochia 2009-06-28 14:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好有畫面喔!! 真可愛XDDDDDD
作者: john753951 (YAO) 2009-06-28 14:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: happypooh17 2009-06-28 14:51:00
太好笑了啦!!!!!!!!!!
作者: sweetevelyn (艾芙琳) 2009-06-28 14:57:00
超好笑XDDDDD
作者: sonic33228 2009-06-28 15:01:00
XDDDDDDD 買麵一直燙 花枝魷魚麵
查理~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
作者: hanlung 2009-06-28 15:17:00
XDDDD 買麵一直燙超好笑的
作者:
liufon (愛鋼琴的手)
2009-06-28 15:27:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Belinda76 2009-06-28 16:24:00
哈哈哈好好笑XD
作者: seedamen (Amen) 2009-06-28 16:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pon7711 (Lens) 2009-06-28 16:59:00
這孩子有前途XDDD
作者: kaioken (寂寞獵人) 2009-06-28 17:04:00
阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 這個好笑啦
作者:
muse1102 (mademoiselle)
2009-06-28 17:11:00買麵一直燙是要燙什麼鬼啦XDDDD
作者: Anatomy 2009-06-28 17:52:00
唉唉 怎麼這可愛啊～
作者: iop206 2009-06-28 18:23:00
推好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 現在小孩真有笑點！
作者: evanpolo 2009-06-28 19:19:00
變版標吧!!好好笑
作者: waratah7 2009-06-28 19:22:00
版標版標版標版標版標版標版標版標版標版標版標!!!!!!
作者:
stevely (stevely)
2009-06-28 20:04:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD板標
作者: happymuse (左手生命線*謬思) 2009-06-28 20:35:00
看成帶三小朋友 冏 ... 想說怎麼一開始就罵髒話..
作者: circus940 2009-06-28 20:43:00
版標版標!!!
作者:
iris0108 (胖普烏\(^▽^)/)
2009-06-28 20:59:00我記得我高一就有想到了 我都高中畢業10年了
作者:
librann (Future?)
2009-06-28 21:08:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sgalan821 (它它 ) 2009-06-28 21:10:00
真強大.....
作者:
elwyn (殿下)
2009-06-28 21:11:00這梗是真笨點假笨點啊|||
作者:
a883099 (ç„¡ç·š)
2009-06-28 21:21:00推
作者:
tBeer (教育魂！)
2009-06-28 21:43:00笑到留眼淚 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
yannjen (修女也瘋狂)
2009-06-28 21:46:00XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
x86t 2009-06-28 21:58:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: nightcomes (風不平浪不靜) 2009-06-28 22:13:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
by071626 (思樂是一種冰)
2009-06-28 22:21:00狂笑...XDDDD
作者:
lonppupu (龍噗噗噗噗)
2009-06-28 22:21:00D
作者: PORTER (鮪魚) 2009-06-28 22:37:00
太屌了!
作者:
shwu (剪紙招我魂)
2009-06-28 22:51:00XDDDDDDD
作者:
lucas01 (lucas)
2009-06-28 23:01:00XD
就是因為有這種哥哥 父母才替他請家教吧XDDDDDDD
這諧音笑話 幾年前就聽過了 這樣還可以爆 還可以M哦? 沏
作者:
pkn (pkn)
2009-06-28 23:48:00這哥哥好強.... XDDDDDDDDD (而且還頗順的)
作者: kaikiki (KKK) 2009-06-28 23:55:00
XD
作者:
Ftaro (芙塔洛)
2009-06-29 00:12:00靠夭 板標get!!!!!!
作者:
sbl2006 (球給志傑)
2009-06-29 00:12:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 餓了餓了
超有梗XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wargod536 2009-06-29 00:47:00
真的有好笑到XD
作者:
ql6vul4 (跳跳糖)
2009-06-29 00:57:00狂笑啦 XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2009-06-29 01:04:00XDDD
作者:
si3290 (悠悠)
2009-06-29 01:06:00有校友推
作者: prioritize (熊貓君) 2009-06-29 02:40:00
笑到哭，上版標啦！
作者: cccplay 2009-06-29 03:04:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: catcato 2009-06-29 04:29:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我已經好久沒有這麼大笑了XDD
作者:
amigo0721 (可以1天無政府不能沒超商)
2009-06-29 11:22:00Hello 買麵一直燙 花枝魷魚麵
作者: x88560 2009-06-29 11:29:00
我笑了~
作者:
SEzter (小P)
2009-06-29 11:40:00買麵一直燙....感覺好飽
作者:
papaliu (趴趴)
2009-06-29 11:52:00板標板標
作者:
sodeass (基米拉)
2009-06-29 12:58:00XDDDDD 吼~我下巴脫離....XDDDDD
作者:
nathantw (nathantw)
2009-06-29 13:17:00爆
作者: salacolor 2009-06-29 13:29:00
好笑斃了XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shinloving (18度C) 2009-06-29 13:35:00
XD
作者:
iicc15 (Ray)
2009-06-29 14:06:00有笑有推
作者: babyeyes94 2009-06-29 14:21:00
XD
作者: herbertking 2009-06-29 14:24:00
聖光術，我從來沒聽過
作者:
smile75 (我是大叔...)
2009-06-29 15:33:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: miaoyo 2009-06-29 16:26:00
有笑到XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shirahime 2009-06-29 17:35:00
這笑點...夠了
作者:
tracyyu (崔小小)
2009-06-29 19:37:00版標版標
作者: snoocatta (連呱呱) 2009-06-29 20:16:00
瘋狂大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: convey1227 (A4thD) 2009-06-29 20:29:00
誰教你的 我哥哥 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: seijuro (無毒系草食性火柴) 2009-06-29 21:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
momocat44 (牙(づ′▽`)づ~♥♡♥)
2009-06-29 22:03:00XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: vcsb1221 (揮著翅膀的女孩) 2009-06-29 22:55:00
XD
作者:
u010140 (Ching)
2009-06-29 23:09:00這一篇好笑XD當標板好了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zero726 (佚名) 2009-06-30 01:57:00
其實滿可愛的耶!!! XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
crea0520 (十年之前...)
2009-06-30 13:52:00哇靠XDDD
作者: kaku216 2009-06-30 14:22:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
memalina (.........)
2009-06-30 14:30:00看笨板不能喝水啦 被嗆到好難受 T口T
作者:
s850663 (暱稱)
2009-06-30 14:50:00版標啦~
作者:
sayolin (SAYO)
2009-06-30 16:27:00這不是老梗嗎...
作者:
milkcine (你是我最完整的廢墟)
2009-06-30 16:44:00ya~
作者:
richday (繽紛)
2009-06-30 21:18:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
crea0520 (十年之前...)
2009-07-01 00:45:00光是看到一開頭的"好"就讓我笑了XDD
作者:
nekomeow (nekomeow)
2009-07-01 08:43:00我記得以前某廣告也用這個梗...
作者: join77130 2009-07-01 10:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
gomay (狗咩)
2009-07-01 11:33:00哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jackie80148 (歐尼) 2009-07-01 13:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: image ( ) 2009-07-01 15:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: okla999 (七罪) 2009-07-01 18:19:00
我笑到噴淚XDDDDDD
作者:
Trulli (what?!)
2009-07-01 23:06:00快笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
sshain (飛飛)
2009-07-02 10:18:00XDDDDDD
作者: crazyboy0706 2009-07-02 15:20:00
真ㄉ有笑點..看可愛的笨板別吃東西好 害我還要清螢幕
作者: a908350614 (擷取瞬間化為永恆) 2009-07-02 18:06:00
買麵一直燙有笑點XD
作者:
stevely (stevely)
2009-07-04 16:46:00推板標
作者:
wunsih (防空洞來了 躲好)
2009-07-04 22:28:00沒聽過ㄟ，是不是中部得都沒聽過
作者:
ifalone (6)
2009-07-06 02:52:00那商人不就是鼻屎捏成麵~~
作者:
adapt (  N)
2009-07-12 12:54:00沒聽過，超好笑
作者:
Andydream (王大帥<(￣︶￣)>)
2009-07-24 08:12:00XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: alin5 (復歸) 2009-08-07 17:21:00
XD