剛開完高職同學會
想起了當年學長告訴我們的教官的糗事
當時是在學校裡不能抽菸的(現在好像也不行?)
想當然爾 教官就是專門在抓抽菸的人物
某日中午吃飽飯 教官接獲密報 要到五樓的廁所抓正在飯後菸的人
抓耙子快 把風的人更快 馬上通報進廁所
很快的全部有抽菸的就鳥獸散啦
教官來了 開始用力敲每間隔間的門
『誰躲在裡面抽菸!自己出來 省的我一間一間抓』
終於 敲到了一間 鎖住的門
教官拿著棍子 用力的敲著門
『出來！我知道你在裡面抽菸。』
出來了一個 皮帶還沒繫好的學生緊張的說
『教官 我又沒抽菸。』
『走開 我聞聞看就知道！』
教官打開隔間的門 探頭進去 用力吸了口氣
然後教官就吐了.........
作者:
PageW (S_Emperor)
2008-01-02 01:52:00幹!半夜室友睡著看這篇害我忍笑忍到快死了XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hoas (太咪)
2008-01-20 09:53:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lifekim 2008-01-24 00:56:00
樓下請給分
作者:
QWSXZ (NEIL)
2008-01-24 00:57:00拉屎錯了嗎
作者: legendGL (Sneasky) 2008-01-24 00:58:00
嘴角微微上揚..
作者: ting0857 (jay) 2008-01-24 00:58:00
教官請現身說法
作者: genius1128 (genius) 2008-01-24 01:02:00
XXXXXXDDDDDD
作者:
vqx1124 (Elle Moomin)
2008-01-24 01:06:00好好笑喔
作者: Ignor (鬥塔老師) 2008-01-24 01:06:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: AKATSUKIx2 (赤月曉) 2008-01-24 01:27:00
我笑了XDD 不推不行
作者:
word324 (我會靜靜地等)
2008-01-24 01:33:00XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
diefox (有éŽç‰½æŽ› 了無牽掛)
2008-01-24 01:34:00我笑翻了
作者: ivy13459 2008-01-24 01:40:00
好好笑~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hiyqq (QQ)
2008-01-24 01:44:00不得不推了!!半夜還在大聲笑
作者:
eggimage (目前沒有名片)
2008-01-24 01:49:00髒死了
作者:
Loraiba (L)
2008-01-24 01:50:00好慘 臭到吐出來
作者:
uschuck (Ｃ)
2008-01-24 02:06:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太好笑了!!
作者: xujm906 (sam) 2008-01-24 02:25:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: louisjo3 2008-01-24 02:30:00
這篇會爆
作者:
Tamama56 (袴田日å‘)
2008-01-24 02:31:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
seansu30 (我不礙台灣)
2008-01-24 02:39:00可憐的教官 抓抽菸錯了嗎?還要被你們笑....
作者:
siamese (S邏)
2008-01-24 02:40:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
gn02320324 (五月天+SNSD=無限動力)
2008-01-24 02:53:00哈哈 教官超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD愛聞屎尿味XDDDD
作者:
howar31 (Howar31)
2008-01-24 02:56:00教官? 教官又怎樣? 教官就是...... (某舍相聲
作者:
guest0710 (guest0710)
2008-01-24 03:01:00XDDD
作者:
ccps0711 (ccps0711)
2008-01-24 03:11:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
azeing200 (殘存亦沒路 兵敗如山倒)
2008-01-24 03:21:00XDDDDD
作者:
sazdj (大安金城武)
2008-01-24 04:01:00教官：原來你喜歡這種煙味！！沒想到你有這種嗜好
作者: dragonsoul 2008-01-24 04:10:00
XDD
跟我的文章有異曲同工之妙XD 文章編號3313.........
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wwchocolate (漂泊) 2008-01-24 06:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD北七XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tony22 (眼鏡仔) 2008-01-24 07:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
walkwall (會走路的牆)
2008-01-24 07:42:00XDDDDDD 傻教官一個 可以先用看的吧?
作者:
icq7584 (小白很乖)
2008-01-24 07:53:00XDDDDD
作者:
flylover (Where's my time)
2008-01-24 08:05:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hank7803 2008-01-24 08:17:00
XDDDD
作者: pklin12345 (阿部慎之助) 2008-01-24 09:09:00
拉屎也中槍XDDD
作者: edylee (克蘇恩主公) 2008-01-24 09:10:00
超有畫面XDDDDDDDD
作者: gilove (Gray) 2008-01-24 09:29:00
超好笑的 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 曲折離奇
作者: s11012002 2008-01-24 10:03:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: evilscum (蛀牙) 2008-01-24 10:19:00
幹 剛吃飽
作者: Crave7755 2008-01-24 10:31:00
哈哈哈哈哈 我大笑!!
作者: crystalalala (水晶晶) 2008-01-24 10:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sheng0809 2008-01-24 10:33:00
XDDDDD
作者: MrA 2008-01-24 10:35:00
XDDDDDDD這個有好笑到
作者: newjedi 2008-01-24 10:51:00
XD
作者: chieferic (主任) 2008-01-24 10:52:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
Beetch (必取)
2008-01-24 11:10:00XD
作者:
LDBBS (買不起房的台灣少年)
2008-01-24 11:27:00智障教官
作者:
IAMPF (PF)
2008-01-24 11:31:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gto461013 (帥愛一生) 2008-01-24 11:37:00
哈哈哈 太好笑
作者:
zickyfu (我的價值)
2008-01-24 11:47:00哈哈~有必要吸那麼大口嗎XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ChaiVen 2008-01-24 12:03:00
好噁喔....天呀!!!
作者:
bcd91 (你的青春不復返)
2008-01-24 12:08:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
lkkpal (沛)
2008-01-24 12:11:00幹...害我口中的飯菜也噴了XDDDDD
作者:
bowcar (ã»ã®ã‹ãªäºˆæ„Ÿã‹ã‚‰å§‹ã¾ã‚Š)
2008-01-24 12:12:00超好笑XDDDDDD
作者: arrency 2008-01-24 12:21:00
超好笑~我看到最後是爆笑耶!
作者:
Alan655 (用心感覺)
2008-01-24 12:35:00有笑有推~
作者: abidin629 2008-01-24 12:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
smelly (臭臭)
2008-01-24 12:51:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
flameboy (鳥蛋事一堆！)
2008-01-24 13:13:00推一個！我的嘴角上揚了！
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fimine 2008-01-24 13:22:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
taebo93 (Ｂｉｌｌｙ)
2008-01-24 13:31:00XD~還好我是吞完紅茶才看~不然我就要擦桌子了ˊˋ
作者: johnhsu19 (hi) 2008-01-24 13:34:00
超好笑!
作者:
lucas01 (lucas)
2008-01-24 13:43:00XD
作者: gopeterhome (摳屁的猴) 2008-01-24 13:47:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: windinin (小風) 2008-01-24 13:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好慘....可是我大笑了XDDDDDDD
作者:
Johhan 2008-01-24 13:54:00有笑有推
作者: nike22puma (小豪) 2008-01-24 13:55:00
拉屎也中槍 其實他來不及逃把菸丟在屎裡吧 !!
作者: momo0123 2008-01-24 14:11:00
XDD 這也是教官茶餘飯後的話題，記得以後問是不是在大便
作者: noexit 2008-01-24 14:21:00
水啊!!! 以後偷抽煙前都先放一駝屎起來放啊~~
作者: juref 2008-01-24 14:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: eva863018 2008-01-24 15:43:00
有笑有推 XD
作者: daisy0127 (daisy) 2008-01-24 16:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
這個超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ferretfly (星楓) 2008-01-24 16:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: formyture 2008-01-24 16:53:00
XD
作者: yadayada (小羊羹) 2008-01-24 17:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
e761031 (喜樂的心乃是良藥)
2008-01-24 17:22:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: qwqw46 2008-01-24 17:37:00
嘴角失手
作者: Fundamentals (豆) 2008-01-24 17:37:00
後勁超強
作者: l0955367612 (上士 >>>) ) 2008-01-24 17:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: narkey (鑰匙掉了) 2008-01-24 17:56:00
XD
作者:
wolfjack (能幹的女人最美麗)
2008-01-24 18:15:00好強啊！～XD
作者: olivia1124 (Allison要乖乖長大) 2008-01-24 18:22:00
XDDDDDDDDd
作者:
a880338 (☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁)
2008-01-24 18:27:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ice21122 (冰) 2008-01-24 18:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: upbed ( ￣□￣)/ <(￣ㄧ￣ ) 2008-01-24 18:32:00
好好笑XDDD
作者: b6152002 2008-01-24 18:35:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: renic (Ciner) 2008-01-24 18:39:00
XDDDDDDDDY
作者: chenrongcc 2008-01-24 18:40:00
太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Sallyoh (愛嬌姨)
2008-01-24 18:40:00笑慘了我XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
imidiot (我是白痴)
2008-01-24 18:44:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: feb18 (不期不待) 2008-01-24 18:45:00
推，後勁超強 XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
sasadada (西西璃亞♥右)
2008-01-24 18:53:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太好笑了!!
作者:
laypeeq (沒有什麼正在死去)
2008-01-24 19:02:00XD
作者: sword0814 2008-01-24 19:07:00
笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: aiko37sg (ayubo_yui☆) 2008-01-24 19:30:00
太強了XD 拉屎錯了嗎XDDDDD
作者: wishuthebest (Night of summer side) 2008-01-24 19:51:00
你贏了...XDXD
作者:
cashko 2008-01-24 19:56:00XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: edensapple 2008-01-24 19:59:00
XDDDDDD
作者: XDXIX (didi) 2008-01-24 20:05:00
......... XDDDD"
作者: ssms5123 (Bala) 2008-01-24 20:08:00
難道拉屎錯了嗎!!XDDDDDDD
作者:
crazyL 2008-01-24 20:38:00哈哈哈哈哈哈 教官是白癡XD
作者: mythrunner (人好) 2008-01-24 20:41:00
超好笑
作者: ikk03150 2008-01-24 20:48:00
超好笑XD 好久沒看到這麼爆笑的了! 謝謝教官!
作者:
s66449 (è€å¯¦æ¨£)
2008-01-24 20:48:00噗
作者: alai1014 (Caro) 2008-01-24 21:00:00
好好笑
作者: ningocean (And so it is) 2008-01-24 21:20:00
XD
作者:
dolceyy (dolceyy)
2008-01-24 21:35:00哈~要吐了
作者:
StrangerDQ (狂趴三åƒé‡Œ)
2008-01-24 21:36:00我笑翻了...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hample (逛逛) 2008-01-24 22:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: buzzbibi (BG) 2008-01-24 22:38:00
我難得大笑了
作者:
polar17 (熊)
2008-01-24 22:54:00XDDDD
作者:
BAGeo 2008-01-24 22:58:00XDDDDD
作者: bibopon (優佛尼) 2008-01-24 23:02:00
大推=_=~爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2008-01-24 23:19:00XDDDD
智障XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
m7821 (yenlin)
2008-01-24 23:28:00金北七= =
作者: gn01155401 (長不大的彼得潘) 2008-01-24 23:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ligar ( 影-小美女時鐘)
2008-01-24 23:34:00哈哈哈哈y
作者: eee000eee (阿牛哥) 2008-01-24 23:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zp413122 (maynine)
2008-01-24 23:48:00噴!!後勁!!
作者:
beiii (貝貝)
2008-01-24 23:57:00有笑有推
作者:
weiojo3 ( )
2008-01-25 00:06:00有笑有推
作者:
ekimlcl (ekimlcl)
2008-01-25 00:23:00樓上虛晃一招沒推
作者: s051990 2008-01-25 00:23:00
XDDDD哈哈哈 還參雜綠油精的味道
作者: bionidas (hwyed) 2008-01-25 00:48:00
hahaha
作者: popolin29 (喵咪) 2008-01-25 01:08:00
好好笑～～
作者:
lin0630 (mira630)
2008-01-25 01:17:00幹，我半夜在大笑XDDDDD
作者:
wu41289 (post)
2008-01-25 01:22:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
fetemen (我不是笨蛋)
2008-01-25 01:26:00幹，我半夜在大笑XDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lucky3 2008-01-25 01:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: iceboyday (阿克) 2008-01-25 02:08:00
幹 有後勁XDDDDDDD笑不停捏
作者: s245687 (小豬) 2008-01-25 02:25:00
教官辛苦了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
duduma (dudu睡得很爽)
2008-01-25 03:08:00後勁好強 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: skyhsl 2008-01-25 04:00:00
噓的是教官本人
作者: r9k256 (毫無反應 就只是個工讀生) 2008-01-25 11:07:00
X的 螢幕都口水啦
作者:
ohlajun (捲捲老師)
2008-01-25 13:02:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
skyrazui (紫紫 (*’艸‘))
2008-01-25 13:42:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
up ( )
2008-01-25 14:00:00後勁好強 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: utb (youtube) 2008-01-25 14:46:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gaopia (好時光) 2008-01-25 16:31:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD無言的爆笑
作者: torasan (SAN) 2008-01-25 17:24:00
好噁喔="=
作者:
kiba226 (小赤)
2008-01-25 18:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zq1241 (喜歡Smile)
2008-01-25 19:17:00hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
作者: ykristy 2008-01-25 19:46:00
看到最後一句整個笑翻XD
看完最後一句就大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sheep0811 2008-01-25 20:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ts65661990 (PEI) 2008-01-25 21:07:00
後勁太強了 .... 笑好久XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Hevak (Arthow Eshes)
2008-01-25 21:33:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: KK719 2008-01-25 22:48:00
哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
miaaz ( )
2008-01-26 00:24:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: shong0718 2008-01-26 00:38:00
教官加油!!!!!
作者: SPG (跟不上年輕人腳步) 2008-01-26 02:50:00
我一直笑=\ \=
作者: lobster425 (給我咖啡+奶精) 2008-01-26 03:02:00
撇笑 很痛苦!!
作者:
weibeta (Man in Mirror)
2008-01-26 14:43:00教官天然呆 XDDDD
作者: ranjay (小傑) 2008-01-26 14:49:00
教官GJ
作者:
poke6416 (shiown)
2008-01-26 15:35:00嘴角失守XDDDD
作者:
johnyy (順其自然)
2008-01-26 21:59:00這篇好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: iamcucugi 2008-01-26 22:59:00
[超幹] 學生中午是吃什麼...
作者:
ericvvvb (江湖人士，略懂略懂)
2008-01-26 23:06:00他馬的我大笑
作者: ireis (我不知道) 2008-01-27 01:48:00
哈哈哈...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑到不行
作者:
wanttu (hi)
2008-01-27 16:23:00讓我想到瘋狗班長抓抽菸 結果抓到大隊長 被大隊長打 XDDDDD
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2008-01-27 21:57:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
memalina (.........)
2009-02-02 16:34:00好強的後勁 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: deradera (DERA) 2009-02-04 22:44:00
拉屎也遭殃XDDDDDDDD
作者: howoldareu (如果) 2009-02-17 03:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sgalan821 (它它 ) 2009-02-20 17:43:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: vic666 2009-02-26 15:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD