Re: [無言] 整理東西翻到前男友的分手信

作者: dominiclin (個性藍貓)   2015-09-18 17:38:56
※ 引述《itsnewday (80%完美即可)》之銘言:
: 板工提醒:內容少於二十字 或 少於三行,會立刻砍文,並視情況劣退!
: 想發集氣文或問卷文的,請將板規八每一個字都看清楚,再有違反就劣退+水桶了!
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: 前幾天整理舊東西的時候,翻到前男友的分手信...
: 當時愛到眼瞎竟然可以毫無阻礙的看懂信的內容
: 哈哈 求神翻譯將這封情書情感澎湃的表達
: 就當應個景,嫦娥寫給后羿的搞笑版Dear John吧
: 原文:
: dear 后羿
: i`m 嫦娥 . i don`t know . what i will saying to u first.
: i was comeback to korea. that time i am very many thinking about my future
: and u & i relationship.
: during that time, i very complex my feeling. and i made the plan and operate
: my schedule. so very busy. so sorry.
: now i have a decision.
: but i`m still scare my decision.
: and utill this decision from me. very serious and deep think. so i wanna u
: know that my position.
: i don`t know. when i was change feeling about u . maybe when i was brisbane
.
: i was already decided our relationship.
: but that time i was not sure. becaz very complex ..... and i`m now very worr
y
: about something is too many. so i can`t care of u and
: my thinking space is too narrow .. like i can`t think about u . so this
: reason made coward by my self.
: i was avoid u r message and u r call. this is very stupid action. i know i
: know........but,, i don`t have courage.
: and i can`t heard u r voice... becaz more more getting complex.
: all my fault. just my fault.......
: but if like this situation continue is more more will be not good. i
: know........ but i don`t want u get hurt....
: so until now i could`t... stupid......stupid....fuck`in stupid.. sorry
: until now i made get hurt to u.
: i really so sorry.. just i have a this saying.( <
作者: Aaron910135 (光輝日落)   2015-09-18 23:45:00
我還是看不懂啊(撞牆
作者: phages (桃)   2015-09-18 23:02:00
致上我無限敬意
作者: jerry1018372 (JerryBarry)   2015-09-18 22:42:00
看成鼻死卡很多...
作者: hankwupc (自宅守衛隊)   2015-09-18 22:05:00
幹誰去幫他提名諾貝爾文學獎ww
作者: aet68933 (梡)   2015-09-18 20:29:00
才看第一行就笑了XD
作者: agreerga (鴨毛)   2015-09-18 17:42:00
你google小姐?
作者: flourance (flourance)   2015-09-18 17:44:00
哈哈哈哈~~~給你鼓鼓掌XXD
作者: sowbm   2015-09-18 17:44:00
無尾熊........
作者: fushimisaki (伏見美咲)   2015-09-18 18:59:00
無尾熊..
作者: t7231749 (米兔MeToo)   2015-09-18 19:32:00
真實翻譯XD
作者: webmail0912 (webmail0912)   2015-09-18 18:39:00
原來是吃了翻譯蒟蒻呀! 鼓掌鼓掌鼓掌!!
作者: destiny02 (無名小人物)   2015-09-18 18:37:00
最後一句根本自打嘴巴..
作者: UwinHuang (Uwin)   2015-09-18 18:21:00
原來korea是無尾熊,我還以為是韓國呢
作者: jca999 (口香糖是貓腦做的)   2015-09-18 17:58:00
佩服你可以看完這文法亂七八糟的文章
作者: itsnewday (80%完美即可)   2015-09-19 01:22:00
原波好感動!Korea真的是韓國啦~
作者: Ferrum (阿就鐵啊)   2015-09-19 05:43:00
樓上別浪費原po一片苦心 koala才是韓國啦
作者: Aaron910135 (光輝日落)   2015-09-19 07:52:00
等等 korea是韓國吧 koala是無尾熊吧
作者: chenyii1120   2015-09-19 07:57:00
樓上認真了XD
作者: bsw555 (層層)   2015-09-19 08:29:00
推無尾熊xDDD
作者: santia (santi)   2015-09-19 09:26:00
這篇看了更頭痛怎辦~"~
作者: RFV123 (下次要更誠實)   2015-09-19 11:06:00
厲害
作者: trp88259 (小叭)   2015-09-19 12:52:00
專業給推wwww
作者: alone1216 (寂寞蔓延ing)   2015-09-19 12:59:00
看完更頭痛+1
作者: z960124 (真˙費雯姬)   2015-09-19 13:10:00
有新警察看不懂反串XDDD
作者: Noobilicious (諾比好吃)   2015-09-19 15:23:00
英文老師和國文老師還有地理老師一起哭暈在廁所(?
作者: Johhan   2015-09-19 22:38:00
看到無尾熊笑噴
作者: sillywhoever (I love God)   2015-09-19 22:54:00
光是你願意翻譯這個想法就讓我笑很久了~ XDD
作者: q5341kh (cmomo)   2015-09-19 23:37:00
居然有人翻譯了!
作者: sank (SANKK)   2015-09-20 05:39:00
專業!
作者: tsloveph (小船)   2015-09-20 09:46:00
太強了…
作者: gagonman (麵)   2015-09-20 17:48:00
光鼻卡死我就笑死了XDDDDDDD
作者: yang9012   2015-09-20 23:23:00
我以為keroro才是韓國
作者: EXGA (零壹)   2015-09-21 14:37:00
鼻死卡很多xDDDDDDD
作者: mstarlla (Mstarlla )   2015-09-22 06:48:00
推認真 wwwwwww

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