※ 引述《joey0602 (joey)》之銘言：
: 轉載村聲(Village Voice)的變形金剛5影評
: 無雷
: 看前面沒有po這個，分享一個影評人被折磨的過程www
: 瞬間被戳笑點wwwwww
: 這個村聲的BILGE EBIRI應該是在公司猜拳猜輸去的
: 原文網址 https://goo.gl/umeGz1
: http://i.imgur.com/OB7cTUB.jpg
: 中間有一段非亂碼的
: 稱讚了管家機器人考個鰻彈奏主題音樂打斷霍普金斯演講的"幽默"場景
: 他笑了，然後沒了
: 他看片寫的筆記
: http://i.imgur.com/q4p7OBd.jpg
幫解碼:
第二行: so much random stuff so much
第三行: it's like you thought the earlier movies were confusing hahahah
第四行: how are kids supposed to understand any of this
第五行: actually how are adults supposed to understand any of this
第六行: say what you will but once upon a time
第七行: michael bay could bring beauty to an action scene
第八行: manic poetry filled with kinetic grace and heroism
第九行: like whatever happened to THAT guy
第十行: the guy who made the rock and bad boys 2 and even the first
transformers
第十一行: pain and gain too that was pretty good
第十二行: but now he's become a self-parody
第十三行: and the crazy thing is he knows it
第十四行: but doesn't seem to know how to escape it
(後半段)
第一行: a vomitous discharge of plot points
第二行: like there's a chosen one here and another chosen one
第三行: and multiple sacred objects
第四行: and jesus a tone point they even have mark wahlberg utter arthur c
clarke's
第五行: famous quote about how any sufficiently advanced technology will be
第六行: indistinguishable from magic oh god stop!!!
第七行: it's all overload and overkill and chaos
第八行: like your shopping bag burst and splattered robots all over the floor
第九行: but we lost this war a long time ago
第十行: what do you do when the signal becomes the noise
第十一行: and you can no longer tell the difference.
黃金鐵律:
爛電影，永遠是好影評文章，與影評創意的溫床。