作者:
hecati (Do not feed the Dirtman)
2013-12-09 21:18:05"Darling, come here for a minute."
"Babe, I can't. The guests will be here any minute."
"I know, love. Won't take long. Just for a sec?"
"Honey, what IS it? And why are you dangling that branch over our hea-"
*smooch*
"Oh."