作者: hecati (Do not feed the Dirtman) 2013-12-09 21:18:05
"Darling, come here for a minute." "Babe, I can't. The guests will be here any minute." "I know, love. Won't take long. Just for a sec?" "Honey, what IS it? And why are you dangling that branch over our hea-" *smooch* "Oh."