同學好！
沒～有～錯～
又是我NBA版客座教授要來上課啦
今天跟大家分享最近很紅的一首歌
不多說直接進入歌曲
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNE1Vju1ftM
The banners glow bright on the rafters tonight, not a Lakers fan to be seen.
冠軍旗幟閃閃發亮，但今晚一個湖人迷都沒看見。
Coach Scott calls isolation, And Swaggy P's setting the screen.
敗總只會下令單打，然而竟是老尖來幫我單擋。
The fans are howling, there's a media storm outside.
迷迷們狂風呼嘯，外頭還有PTT有著媒體風暴(酸酸)。
Couldn't get the win. Heaven knows I tried.
拿不到勝利，天知道我多努力。
Don't let them in, don't let them see.
別讓他們進來，別讓他們看到。
Be the Mamba you always have to be.
看到我每晚變身曼巴的樣子。
Shaquillie O'neal, don't let him know.
別讓曾經的大腿鯊魚知道。
Well, now he knows.
好吧！現在他知道了。
Let it tank, let it tank.
擺爛吧，擺爛吧。
Going 8 for 24.
繼續一晚打16鐵以免被追上。
Let it tank, let it tank.
擺爛吧，擺爛吧。
Fade away and shoot some more!
蝦子投籃再多點，三夾內皆是空擋。
I don't care, If I am overpaid.
我不在乎，是否我是高薪低效王。
Let the spurs rage on.
讓馬刺繼續養生拿冠吧。
Getting old never bothered them anyway!
他們養生真有一套。
It's funny how much distance.
好奇還有多遠。
We have from winning it all.
才會有大咖加盟，讓我們再返榮耀。
And defenders that couldn't control me.
過去守不住我的小咖。
Now just steal the ball.
現在直接把球抄走。
If I retire, what would I do?
如果我退休，我會做什麼？
Maybe I'll star in Frozen 2.
也許我會演出冰雪奇緣2。
Do what I want, no rules for me.
做我想做的沒有束縛58132000105
I'm Kobe!!!!!!!!!!
我是老大!!!!!!!!!!!
Let it tank, let it tank.
擺爛吧，擺爛吧。
Get a pick hopefully top 5.
希望選秀順位至少有前五。
Let it tank, let it tank.
擺爛吧，擺爛吧。
Without Phil, why even try?
沒了只帶強隊的禪師，我們還在拼什麼？
Here I stand.
這裡我站。
And here I'll play.
這裡我玩。
If my legs hold up.
如果我的大腿們有來的話。
My power forward broke his shin in his first game.
我家蘭德爾第一場就脛骨受傷，去喝紅茶了。
Now I could not even tell you half of our players name .
現在我甚至叫不出一半隊友的名子。
And one thought bulges like a disc inside Steve Nash.
說要幫助我的Nash現在卻在阿根廷踢足球。
No more back-to-backs.
不再打背靠背比賽。
The past is in the past.
過去就讓它過去吧58132000105。
Let it tank, let it tank.
擺爛吧，擺爛吧。
I'll never get that sixth.
我永遠拿不到那第六冠了。
Let it tank, let it tank.
擺爛吧，擺爛吧。
Dwight Howard's a soft-ass bitch.
草莓獸就是個軟趴趴的廢物。
Here I stand.
這裡我站。
King of L.A.
洛杉磯之王！
Laker Nation!
湖人王國！
Getting old never bothered me anyway!
管他變不變老，這支球隊永遠都是我的！
這首歌真的蠻好聽的是不是呢？
老大我想你快回來吧!