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Re: [無言] 不要隨便用中文罵人

作者: maxwood (maxwood)   2007-03-27 17:42:13
以前認識一個老美，費城大學，念歷史的
這小子在美國學了幾年中文，不知發了什麼瘋，
跑來台灣深造，
整天在台北的一些PUB，抱著啤酒在看古文觀止、史記之類的
結果有天晚上，他騎摩托車，紅燈右轉被交通警察攔下來
結果這小子安全帽一拿下來，交通條有點傻了
條子杯杯:"咦，喔，嗯...You, red light right turn! 1,200 Dollar!"
(這小子倒是聽懂了，但是罰他錢，那一定是抵死不從的!)
混在台北的美國佬:[...大人，我無罪!]
條子杯杯:[啥?...What?]
美國佬:[我無罪，我蠻夷也!](語出史記，楚世家)
天朝上國，京城台北市的一毛二執金吾愣了兩秒之後龍心大悅:
[好，那算了，以後小心一點!]
老美:[謝大人!]
作者: aowater   2007-02-02 14:51:00
什麼是一毛二執金吾??
作者: kotonoha (桂 言葉)   2007-02-09 02:35:00
蠻夷都跑出來了=ˇ= 他大人是用台語說嘛
作者: lazyQ (認真過每一天)   2007-03-27 17:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Isaiah (世界的約束)   2007-03-27 17:44:00
囧">
作者: skycity38 (fo fo )   2007-03-27 17:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Makino0711 (ο(≧▽≦)ο)   2007-03-27 17:48:00
真的假的阿 好酷XDDD
作者: kougentei (一堆偽善者)   2007-03-27 17:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: taikobo26 (太公望貳拾陸)   2007-03-27 17:49:00
哈哈!!!
作者: allen60169 (嗨，您好。)   2007-03-27 17:50:00
我蠻夷也! 夠酷XDD
作者: home9332 (HOT~!!!)   2007-03-27 17:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: docse (可愛到犯規)   2007-03-27 17:52:00
我笑了........以前都是在joke用這句的呀~~~
作者: polyflex   2007-03-27 17:54:00
看此篇，想到某人的山海經簽名檔是也…
作者: wht810090 (娶妻當如加藤惠)   2007-03-27 17:57:00
XDrz
作者: thechuck27 ( )   2007-03-27 17:59:00
酷XDDDDDDDD
作者: gareth43 (琥珀川)   2007-03-27 18:00:00
哈XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: phatman (phatman)   2007-03-27 18:02:00
估的!!
作者: ha0118 (啾咪^.<)   2007-03-27 18:04:00
警察英文還真是爛的可以 ....囧
作者: rabbitken (鬼)   2007-03-27 18:06:00
我無罪，我蠻夷也! 還龍心大悅怎麼回事
作者: julieroddick   2007-03-27 18:07:00
媽呀 那外國人的古文程度應該比我好XD
作者: ltmqw   2007-03-27 18:07:00
條伯伯：蠻夷加罰兩千
作者: titay333   2007-03-27 18:14:00
...
作者: takasi03 (ゆうこりんファン)   2007-03-27 18:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jonsauwi (JBY)   2007-03-27 18:21:00
XDDDDDD
作者: poikml (那就這樣吧)   2007-03-27 18:22:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Marsher   2007-03-27 18:23:00
XDr2
作者: littlefly99   2007-03-27 18:25:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: hippo3 (我是河馬不是犀牛)   2007-03-27 18:34:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: dingcross (一顆布丁＊叮)   2007-03-27 18:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ROCAF (宅宅軍曹)   2007-03-27 18:43:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pinkdemon (單純的快樂)   2007-03-27 18:43:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: onlymin (HaPpy EveRyDay)   2007-03-27 18:47:00
XDDDD
作者: anoelleona (國見辰)   2007-03-27 18:49:00
執金吾龍心大悅,是說警察很高興吧
作者: image ( )   2007-03-27 18:50:00
XD
作者: yang0623 (commencement)   2007-03-27 18:51:00
謝大人XD
作者: faust4   2007-03-27 18:52:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ffwind (培)   2007-03-27 18:52:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: udlked (udlked)   2007-03-27 18:52:00
那位美國人知道蠻夷的意思？
作者: solarJ   2007-03-27 18:54:00
人家都在看史記跟古文觀止了，應該是懂得吧....
作者: kawashita   2007-03-27 18:55:00
史記跟古文觀止的時代 只要非漢民族 就算是蠻夷了吧
作者: walume (無腦攝影師)   2007-03-27 19:23:00
XDDDDDD
作者: cido ( )   2007-03-27 19:26:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: alin5 (復歸)   2007-03-27 19:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cutecat (可愛喵喵)   2007-03-27 19:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mdeternity (V)   2007-03-27 19:43:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Cobalamin (Vit B12)   2007-03-27 19:53:00
一毛二執金吾...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: HenryYee ( )   2007-03-27 19:54:00
1200 dollar也貴了點......orz
作者: topsniper (燕人張翼德)   2007-03-27 19:57:00
讚!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Ericdion ( 由心出發 )   2007-03-27 19:58:00
讚!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: topsniper (燕人張翼德)   2007-03-27 20:07:00
總覺得這篇是該m的好文XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: oceanwing   2007-03-27 20:10:00
XDD借轉錄~~謝謝~~
作者: Hans14 (沉默反對派)   2007-03-27 20:16:00
XDDDD
作者: thegod13 (thedog13)   2007-03-27 20:37:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yuu1350600   2007-03-27 20:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sniplove (又到了杜鵑花開時)   2007-03-27 20:56:00
超好笑的 蠻夷都講出來了
作者: tn751218   2007-03-27 21:00:00
這篇太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zeais (內向害羞沈默寡言)   2007-03-27 21:16:00
XD
作者: Yunae (Yunae)   2007-03-27 21:17:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: poikg (艾斯姆迪)   2007-03-27 21:20:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zookada (用忙碌來遺忘孤單)   2007-03-27 21:22:00
XXXDDDDDDDDDDDD 我差點從椅子上笑到跌倒XDDDD
作者: gemini51244 (Pay Money To My Pain)   2007-03-27 21:25:00
帥啦!!!這老外真強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: dorisfish ( ..)   2007-03-27 21:26:00
XXXXD
作者: darkfire2004 (忙茫盲)   2007-03-27 21:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yuei (oops)   2007-03-27 21:58:00
為啥dollar沒加s?
作者: takkikinki (布同學。)   2007-03-27 21:59:00
真喜感XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: crueangel (Holzfälle)   2007-03-27 21:59:00
紅燈右轉才1200？
作者: franreaac (歲暮陰陽催短景)   2007-03-27 22:15:00
蠻夷是啥東西.....這也講出來了!
作者: bluemaggie (Never forget you )   2007-03-27 22:33:00
好帥唷...我真的很佩服學外國語言始終如一的外國人...
作者: goldensnuff   2007-03-27 22:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kangtaamy (Yimei)   2007-03-27 22:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: eisley (神秘微笑的貓)   2007-03-27 23:24:00
一毛二執金吾!!! XDDDDD!
作者: joanne2220 (joanne2220)   2007-03-27 23:31:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: orzisme (EM)   2007-03-27 23:32:00
一毛二執金吾XDDDD
作者: inale (謝小多)   2007-03-27 23:40:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chunichi (Yoshi)   2007-03-27 23:41:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: juneday (juneday)   2007-03-27 23:49:00
一毛二執金吾!!! XDDDDD! 哈哈 整個都內化了~
作者: Adagietto (稍慢板)   2007-03-27 23:52:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: vicrashel   2007-03-27 23:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD下巴脫臼XDD
作者: turing (涂妮)   2007-03-28 00:10:00
做官當做執金吾，娶妻當娶陰麗華
作者: quiet123 (我就是喜歡 國父)   2007-03-28 00:15:00
XDDDDDDDD 厲害
作者: Daseineh (我要幸福生活)   2007-03-28 00:25:00
此大絕僅限蠻夷用嗎?
作者: danube2015   2007-03-28 00:32:00
帥！！XDD
作者: zhou (斌拉登潛水殼)   2007-03-28 00:44:00
XDDDDD
作者: chiehming08   2007-03-28 00:50:00
樓樓樓樓樓上是說劉秀吧
作者: sakura32   2007-03-28 00:55:00
XDDD
作者: StAKA (狗不理包子)   2007-03-28 01:13:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: huabandd (我是阿肥巴你頭)   2007-03-28 01:19:00
阿勒~我看不懂...該讀書了...XD
作者: nevr (情絲難斬 思念難忘)   2007-03-28 01:29:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: easycompany (知之為知之)   2007-03-28 02:19:00
推阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: leslie0926 (artman)   2007-03-28 02:51:00
蠻夷多罰一倍
作者: Go55   2007-03-28 03:34:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: uniqueofdec (咖啡鬼)   2007-03-28 05:09:00
是我記錯嗎?"仕宦"當做執金吾,娶妻當得陰麗華? XDDD
作者: bodoyo   2007-03-28 10:41:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jeff3301 (正義的化身)   2007-03-28 10:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gsx7777777 (麵包)   2007-03-28 10:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rwtbf (Hans)   2007-03-28 11:18:00
1200 dollar還而已嗎? 媽呀超貴的!
作者: pondada (pondada)   2007-03-28 12:11:00
我好像看了一場歌仔戲喔 XD
作者: KnightLee (無敵奇異果)   2007-03-28 12:11:00
樓上的 紅燈右轉最高可以罰到1800
作者: sunwit (..)   2007-03-28 12:14:00
當年八國聯軍你阿公有沒有份，代你阿公多罰2億
作者: black721230 (簡單生活)   2007-03-28 12:15:00
我好想對條伯用看看喔XD
作者: black721230 (簡單生活)   2007-03-28 12:16:00
樓樓上推文有好笑到XD
作者: heavenbird01 (用力k英文)   2007-03-28 12:35:00
好屌XD....
作者: jeychieh   2007-03-28 13:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: salance   2007-03-28 13:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這個真的超好笑
作者: afresh72 (紅燒雞翅我最愛吃)   2007-03-28 13:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: AndesDeer (毛球呼嚕羽小靈)   2007-03-28 14:17:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: PeachRain (永遠なんてない)   2007-03-28 14:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: maxwood (maxwood)   2007-03-28 14:35:00
整人專家都來了?!這美國佬的阿公，應該沒參加八國聯軍吧。
作者: maxwood (maxwood)   2007-03-28 14:36:00
居然沒參加八國聯軍?!!多罰十億!!
作者: LDDT (我好煩哪!!!)   2007-03-28 14:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: preferalie (一念之間)   2007-03-28 16:33:00
You, red light right turn! 笑到不行
作者: candycatwen   2007-03-28 17:15:00
so cool~
作者: doublewood (貓空.貓阿坑)   2007-03-28 18:16:00
幹!!!笑死我了XDDDD
作者: superchick (open heart)   2007-03-28 18:27:00
中文太厲害了XDD
作者: xxx22088 (xXx)   2007-03-28 19:57:00
太讚了...
作者: eracg   2007-03-28 20:52:00
不是1800嗎?? 疑惑@.@??
作者: candc46 (無聊魚)   2007-03-29 18:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: merrope (Smooth)   2007-03-29 18:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hundereins (人生...)   2007-03-29 22:44:00
史記的時代我們都是蠻族了--->東夷
作者: shadowmoon   2007-03-29 23:29:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: BlackAsh (兔子小姐)   2007-03-30 00:45:00
You, red light right turn!這麼敖口虧他掰得出來= =
作者: asami (阿撒米)   2007-03-30 01:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: iogo (小玫瑰~＊)   2007-03-31 13:49:00
以前同學是ABC..辯論比賽要反駁時他說了"非也非也~!"
作者: kartess (隔岸)   2007-03-31 22:13:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mizukione (月)   2007-04-02 22:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: goodman7434 (小蔡)   2007-04-04 23:09:00
狂笑～哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bjwmk732 (六堆妹)   2007-04-05 05:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ORB941 (左輪槍手)   2007-04-05 20:39:00
我笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Beckhan (滿肚子大便)   2007-04-12 09:20:00
XDDDD
作者: bleuisblue   2007-05-08 17:34:00
好好笑
作者: yokohina (Sylvia)   2007-06-20 21:40:00
謝大人XDDDD
作者: wumimeow (balabububalabu)   2007-07-21 19:49:00
執金吾不是前面騎哈雷那種嗎 @@ 一毛二抄牌的也算?
作者: rtskip (鳥頭)   2007-08-01 03:01:00
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